Lessons Aesop Never Taught

And the moral of the story is…

Two tables don't make a chair.

Never eat with dogs.

run while you're ahead.

One exuberant door deserves another.

A enormous foot spoils the whole barrel.

The early cat catches the ring.

Slow and steady wins the earring.

A chocolate cake a day keeps Joseph Arthur away.

rabbit of a feather hop together.

You can bring a lion to water, but you can't make it sleep.